How Tumblr Changed My Life - alleynomi

by alleynomi

Tumblr is my therapist, my lover, my drug, my muse.  I have started to write again because of tumblr.  I can’t wait to get home after work, get on the computer and pour out all my emotions into a post. 
When I wake up in the mornings and before I go to bed at night, I scroll aimlessly through my dashboard and I truly love all my followers, they are my best friends. 
I even wrote a commercial promoting my tumblr:

WHEN PEOPLE DON’T LIKE MY TUMBLR POSTS
I feel unhappy. When I feel unhappy, I go to happy hour. When I go to happy hour, I’m up for anything. When I’m up for anything I head to seedy places. When I head to seedy places, I meet up with other people who are up for anything.  When I meet other people who are up for anything, I re-enact sex scenes from funny movies.  Don’t let me re-enact sex scenes from funny movies!  Like my tumblr posts!

I love you, tumblr!  You rule.